One-liners only, no one likes a long pick up quote. Enjoy these short and to the point pick lines that will get you slapped fast.
Do you have a ninja in your pants? Cause your butt is kickin!
I want you more than a popsicle on a hot summer day!
I’m fighting the urge to make you
the happiest woman on earth tonight.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I was wondering if you had an extra heart;
mine seems to have been stolen.
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
Do you have a twin sister?
Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I know milk does a body good,
but damn, how much you been drinking?
Girl, you make me wanna set the alarm on your biological clock.
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
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I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day,
I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
How about you and me play spin the bottle?
I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!
You are my rose, I am your tree, and our love will be our garden.
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
I’m feeling a little off today, anyone want to turn me on?
Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
My names not Elmo, but you can tickle me anyways.
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Do you know karate? Cuz` damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
That’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Come sit in my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see my self in your pants!
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
Are you a ticket? Because you got fine written ALL OVER yourself!
Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
Hey.. Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under Shazaam!?
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!
Is your name Swiffer? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment;
want to help prove him wrong?
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Your legs must be tired,
because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
Would you touch me so I can tell my
friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Have you ever been arrested? Because its
gotta be illegal to look that good!
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
