Can we make out now? – Paulie
All babies want to get borned. – Su Chin
He is the cheese to my macaroni. – Juno
That little pink plus sign is so unholy. – Juno
Jeez, Bananas, shut your freaking gob, okay? – Juno
You seem to be getting pregnanter these days. – Paulie
So what’s the prognosis fertile mertile, minus or plus? – Rollo
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It’s probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch? – Leah
You better pay for that pee-stick when you’re done with it. Don’t
think it’s your’s just because you marked it with your urine! – Rollo
I’m gonna stop wearing underwear. Raise my sperm count. – Vijay
I’m a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale. – Juno
Did you put like, a hundred things of tic-tacs in my mailbox? – Paulie
Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday. – Juno
I thought you were the kind of girl who knew when to say when. – Mac
Third test today, mama bear, your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. – Rollo
I’m already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into? – Juno
Can I use the facilities? Because being pregnant makes me pee like Seabiscuit! – Juno
You’re like, the coolest person I’ve ever met and you don’t even have to try. – Juno
That ain’t no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can’t be un-did, homeskillet. – Rollo
the receptionist is trying to get me to take these condoms that look like suckers. – Juno
