Funny quotes for myspace

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Middle age is when your age starts to show around
your middle. Short funny quotes by, Bob Hope

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like
Jane and smells like Cheetah. Short funny quotes by, Ronald Reagan

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Short funny quotes by, Dean Martin

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Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure.
One good night of sex and your problems are gone. -- Grace Jones

You know that look women get when they
want sex? Me neither! -- Drew Carey

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Always end the name of your child with a vowel,
so that when you yell the name will carry. -- Bill Cosby

Children really brighten up a household - they
never turn the lights off. -- Ralph Bus

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity;
and I'm not sure about the universe.
Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein

I can resist everything except temptation.
Short funny quotes, Oscar Wilde.

To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know.
I've done it a thousand times.
Short funny quotes, Mark Twain.

My computer goes down on me more often
than my girlfriend. -- Robert Paul

I do not like broccoli. And I havent liked it since
I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
Short funny quotes, George Bush.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Short funny quotes, Unknown.

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