Middle age is when your age starts to show around
your middle. Bob Hope
A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like
Jane and smells like Cheetah. Ronald Reagan
I never think of the future – it comes soon enough.
Albert Einstein
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin
Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure.
One good night of sex and your problems are gone. — Grace Jones
You know that look women get when they
want sex? Me neither! — Drew Carey
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel,
so that when you yell the name will carry. — Bill Cosby
Children really brighten up a household – they
never turn the lights off. — Ralph Bus
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity;
and I’m not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde.
To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know.
I’ve done it a thousand times.Mark Twain.
My computer goes down on me more often
than my girlfriend. — Robert Paul
I do not like broccoli. And I havent liked it since
I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I’m President of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli.George Bush.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Unknown.
